Things I Have Googled Today in Effort to Avoid My Paper

--Myself
--Icelandic People--> Iceland--> Icelandic language--> Faroese language
--Courtney Stodden (I regret this... I have become enraptured, just as one cannot turn away from a speeding train wreck)
--DIY Tshirt-into-tank methods
--Various dessert recipes
--Is whistling genetic?
--Maya Rudolph--> Minnie Ripperton--> Minnie Ripperton + Loving You --> Teena--> Alia Rose
--this blog, attempting to make it pop up in a search engine (unsuccessful)
--Bridesmaids movie reviews (I find they spoil the movie if I read them ahead of time, but I become fascinated AFTER I've seen the movie... messed up, I know...)
--Nike Frees / Asics Gel Noosa
--Bill Hadar (celebrity crush x 1 million)
--my neighbors
--How To Enjoy The Taste of Beer
--Whole Foods + Why whole foods won't come to my town (grrr!)
--Various derby names
--Gwen Stefani --> Harijuku Girls--> Margaret Cho
--The Music Man--> Zaneeta--> How to pronounce "egads"

and that is only a small sampling. Not included: Facebook searches, Pinterest searches & Amazon reviews...

Ok, seriously. The end is in sight! Must. Finish. Paper. TONIGHT! (52 minutes to go!!!)